Relay Race Enthusiast Pillows

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

"Oh, oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'Even the photograph couldn't separate the relay teams...'

'My feet are killing me.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

The Unsportables: Relay

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Stress'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

The relay race

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

A number of runners run through police tape.

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'What's he on?'

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

'And it's a photo finish!'

With and without a starter.

'At a glnace, I'd say you've got a dodgy starter.'