Relay Races Gifts

'Even the photograph couldn't separate the relay teams...'

'My feet are killing me.'

10 K Tail-Chase

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Unsportables: Relay

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Bahrain F1

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

Upon review of the finish photo, race officials discovered cheating on the part of Turf King.

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

Bus rally tour

"On your marks! Get set!. . ."

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

The Crowd at Epsom Derby

Finishing Line

Runner lighting rocket on his back.

Running Stairs

Covid Carries the Olympic Torch

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

'And after the parents Egg and Spoon will come the divorced couples sack race.'

Olympic torch for sale.

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"We're going to have to work on that hand off."

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

'Got a light, mate?'

The Olympic Torch.