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Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

HS2

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Here's the feasibility study you wanted, Chief."

A train's dining car is a diner.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

Randi Rhodes

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them