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"This wasn't commissioned by the Emperor. This is just my random thoughts on stuff."

'You want her to be built like that?'

Primitive boring techniques at an early caveman wheel factory.

"What an absurd concept. Remove it!"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Man Carves Question Mark.

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Building Sandcastles.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Early Business Planning

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Caption Contest TK

Pyramid catflap...

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

Sculptor's chippings

Last Chance for Everything.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Well, that's the scaffolding up...We'll be back next week to start building..."

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'