Stone Carving Gifts

Early Business Planning

I call it dumb guy punching himself in the the chin.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'I hate Mondays!'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"

A caveman carves wine and a glass out of stone.

Man Carves Question Mark.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Carving a Sculpture.

'I hate Mondays!'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Maybe Krog not born to be cube maker."

Caption Contest TK

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

The Sculptor

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Sculptor's chippings

D.C. Halloween

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

William and Real Estate

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.