Stone Carving Gifts

Early Business Planning

I call it dumb guy punching himself in the the chin.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'I hate Mondays!'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"

A caveman carves wine and a glass out of stone.

Man Carves Question Mark.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Carving a Sculpture.

'I hate Mondays!'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Maybe Krog not born to be cube maker."

Caption Contest TK

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Punkins

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

The Sculptor

Sculptor's chippings

"It's a 'selfie.'"

D.C. Halloween

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

William and Real Estate

'Stop gritting your teeth!'