Carving Art Gifts

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Early Business Planning

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Caption Contest TK

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

The Sculptor

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"It was a botched surgery."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

D.C. Halloween

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

William and Real Estate

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log