Carving Art T-Shirts

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

E=mc2.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Early Business Planning

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Caption Contest TK

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Punkins

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

The Sculptor

"It was a botched surgery."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Whittlers Mother

D.C. Halloween

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

William and Real Estate

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"