Creative Carver T-Shirts

Sculpt-by-numbers kit.

Punkins

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Ice Sculpting Class.

The Sculptor

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Brain Power

"It was a botched surgery."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

D.C. Halloween

Pinochio's Computer

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'I ran into a whittler.'

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'

"I had to get braces."

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

A woman knits from a globe.

"So easy a caveman did do it."