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'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

'George is real handy. He made this table out of an old tractor tire.'

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Jack of all trades

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

D.I.Y

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Building Blocks.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Whittler's Mother.

The Sculptor

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"