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Sundayafternoon Carpenters

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Beginning Yarder.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"Oh Dad, you're the best! My own aquarium!"

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"Waitress's Day Off""

Kit-set shelving. Third attempt.

'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

'Look at the stool I made... next I'm going to build a violin!'

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

"Here's a less known Jane Austen novel that you might enjoy. It's about carpentry and lawn care, called 'Fence and Fencibility."

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

"Nice curvature."

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

"Long bike ride last weekend?"