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Sundayafternoon Carpenters

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Beginning Yarder.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"Oh Dad, you're the best! My own aquarium!"

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"Waitress's Day Off""

Kit-set shelving. Third attempt.

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'Look at the stool I made... next I'm going to build a violin!'

'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

"Nice curvature."

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

"Long bike ride last weekend?"