Woodcarving Gifts

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Tool Box

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Rocking horse

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Do it yourself books.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Lovely dovetail."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Early Business Planning

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Caption Contest TK

D.I.Y with dad.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Waiting for retirement.

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'