Woodcarving Gifts

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Tool Box

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Do it yourself books.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Early Business Planning

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Caption Contest TK

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

D.I.Y with dad.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Harry?... Is that you?"