Woodcutting Gifts

Sawrd Fighting

Take your Daughter to Word Day

"Today, son, you are a man."

Newton's Laws of Motion at work in the woods.

A woodchop competition with a difference.

Lumberjack Interviews

Woodcutter yells 'timber' as tree falls on him.

"Maybe if we both pull."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Tool Box

Rocking horse

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Do it yourself books.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Lovely dovetail."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

Waiting for retirement.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.