Woodcrafting Gifts

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

The Art Student.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

A Good Batch.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Toadstools

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Instructional guide to scribbling

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Build a Raft

Tool Box

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Happy Easter

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Rocking horse

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

I did it my way.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.