Woodcraft Wonder Gifts

'This was a natural progression from whittling actually.'

Claus 2.0

Astral Projection

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Whittler's Mother.

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Like father like son.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

Man building a tree house

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"Most projects require three hands."

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'..and one for the pot.'

Will Self deprecation

Dating in Oz

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Ancenstry.com Your results: Oak: 80% Pine: 12% Maple: 3% Unknown: 5%

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

Carpenter