Woodwork Wonder Gifts

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'It's worse than we thought. You've got termites.'

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Whittler's Mother.

'You hold the nail.I keep hitting my fingers.'

Man building a tree house

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Tool Box

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Rocking horse

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Do it yourself books.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

Waiting for retirement.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

D.I.Y with dad.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.