Woodwork Wonder Gifts

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'It's worse than we thought. You've got termites.'

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Whittler's Mother.

'You hold the nail.I keep hitting my fingers.'

Man building a tree house

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

Tool Box

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Do it yourself books.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Lovely dovetail."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

Guide to Carpentry Fish

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

D.I.Y with dad.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Waiting for retirement.