Woodwork Gifts

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Sorry Dad, but my true passion is for making furnitures, not dams...'

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

DIY Disaster.

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

It was a cold winter for Gepetto.

'This is mahogany, folks, the kind of quality plank termites make a real home in.'

'I feel really close to nature with the wood-burning stove.'

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

Loo Building

"Where did you learn to chop trees?"

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'

Unfinished Furniture.

"You put my head in a spin!"

"I can't give you a reason for what I do or a logical explanation as to what I do: I'm an artist..."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Yes, you do lovely work, but this isn't the stool sample I was looking for."

A bird swearing at noah for cutting down all the trees

'Oh Mike, I love what you've done to the place...'

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

Wife waiting for the shelves to fall down.

Making a birdbath.

'You used your 3-D printer to make 3-D nails?'

'They say that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste!'

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

Tree gets a 'tattoo' carved in at a tattoo parlor.

Have yourself a Merry 'Wittle' Christmas!

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."