Wood Carver Gifts

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Pinochio's Computer

'Whoever conned the phrase 'top man on the totem pole' never heard of pigeons.'

"Just what the hell kind of Viking are you"

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Tool Box

Rocking horse

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Do it yourself books.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Lovely dovetail."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Waiting for retirement.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

D.I.Y with dad.