Wood Carver T-Shirts

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Pinochio's Computer

'Whoever conned the phrase 'top man on the totem pole' never heard of pigeons.'

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Tool Box

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Rocking horse

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Do it yourself books.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Lovely dovetail."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Guide to Carpentry Fish

D.I.Y with dad.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Caption Contest TK

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Waiting for retirement.

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'