Woodcutter T-Shirts

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

"Should we have lunch first?"

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

"I came here to chop you down. Falling in love wasn't part of the plan."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Sawrd Fighting

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

The world's last tree was felled...

Dog wees on man's leg as all trees are gone.

'The little guy with the buck teeth is making the rest of you look like wimps!'

Timber!

Man Cuts Down Tree - Woman Grows Plants on Tree Stump.

"Try to understand … I never said you had big feet.''

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Take your Daughter to Word Day

Jack was agreat tradesman but unfortunately, his geographical skills were lousy.

Man chops down trees to make wooden car.

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

Tree's shadow attacks woodcutter who is hiding his axe.

'For goodness sake. Pull yourself together.'

Lumberjack Interviews

"Maybe if we both pull."

"The stick maker!"

Loggerheads

"Wait! Wait! Wait! I can tell you exactly what it sounds like if I fall and nobody hears it!"

Woodcutter yells 'timber' as tree falls on him.

'Having a fireplace is nice, but it is a little rough on the environment.'

'You get to peddle for the next log, Babe.'

Lucky chicken!

There goes the neighbourhood.

'Come on, Ferguson, get back in there and finish the job — this is no time to lose your nerve.'

Man talking to a tree.

Tree thinks about its lifecycle as a man is about to cut it down.

'Can you chop it down so it lands on the wife, She's been annoying me all day.'