Romantic Woodcarver Gifts

'For goodness sake. Pull yourself together.'

A heart shaped cake

I think you're ace

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Intellectual Foreplay...

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Pinochio's Computer

The Language of Love

Love, death and grammar.

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

"If you quote Rilke again, I'm just going to have to take my bra off!"

Unfinished Furniture.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

'I feel obligated to tell you that this offer may expire without prior written notice.'

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'You've broken down my immune system!'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

'The living room shelves are coming along nicely dear.'