Romantic Woodcarver Gifts

'For goodness sake. Pull yourself together.'

A heart shaped cake

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

I think you're ace

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Intellectual Foreplay...

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

Whittlers Mother

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Pinochio's Computer

The Language of Love

Love, death and grammar.

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

Unfinished Furniture.

"If you quote Rilke again, I'm just going to have to take my bra off!"

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

'I feel obligated to tell you that this offer may expire without prior written notice.'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'You've broken down my immune system!'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

'The living room shelves are coming along nicely dear.'