Nostalgic Carver Gifts

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

The Sculptor

Ballon escapee

"It was a botched surgery."

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

An Appreciation

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'I ran into a whittler.'

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

Ice Sculpting Class.

New summer barbie doll.

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

"Bit more shoulder luv"

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

A pumpkin gets cosmetic surgery

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

Mr. Punch cycling

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

'My memory isn't what it used to be either. In fact, I can't remember when I went from 'Young Misses' to the 'All Shapes & Sizes' department.'

"I forgot to misspend my youth."

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.