Nostalgic Carver Prints

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Punkins

The Sculptor

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"It was a botched surgery."

Ballon escapee

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

An Appreciation

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'I ran into a whittler.'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

New summer barbie doll.

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

Ice Sculpting Class.

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"Everyone thinks these have some sort of mystical significance. Let's not tell them it's just a bunch of garden gnomes."

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

"Bit more shoulder luv"

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

A pumpkin gets cosmetic surgery

Mr. Punch cycling

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

'My memory isn't what it used to be either. In fact, I can't remember when I went from 'Young Misses' to the 'All Shapes & Sizes' department.'

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

"I forgot to misspend my youth."