Stone Stacking Enthusiast Gifts

"I call it angle-poise"

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Used wheels

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

The first Dermatologist.

Unfinished Masterpiece.

"This must be Easter Island!"

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Remember when?... When was that?

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

The first art critic

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''