Stone Stacking Enthusiast Gifts

"I call it angle-poise"

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"This must be Easter Island!"

Remember when?... When was that?

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'Is the fire included?'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

The first art critic

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'