Skeleton Artist Pillows

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The Reaper's Arms

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Apocalliptical

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Pizza Delivery Delays

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Good evening sir, I hope you haven't been waiting long.'

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

'People soup again?'

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Lazy Bones

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Spring Cleaning

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Skeleton Builder.

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'