Skeleton Artist T-Shirts

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

The Reaper's Arms

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Apocalliptical

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Good evening sir, I hope you haven't been waiting long.'

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

Lazy Bones

Skeleton Builder.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Spring Cleaning

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

'People soup again?'

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Skeleton Portrait Painting