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Nothing worked. And when he tried to complain they just brushed him off.

Shampoo - New Flick In The Eye Cap

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rage.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Evolution.

Hiding the electronics.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Invest in technology."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Early Colour TV

AA Meeting Here Today

Neighbor Leaf Wars

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

A DIY disaster.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

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"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Fixing the Computer.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'