Baby Product Explorer Gifts

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

A (P)ram.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

Dummy Sucking Area

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

"Which one's mine?!"

Kitchen Consultations

Rocket priced prams.

Child in baby sling sees rucksack - 'I look like that?'

Parents compare buggies

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

Surprise

'I like a challenge.'

'creamed peas excepted.'

"It's a boy!"

'As his grandfather, I suggest you purchase the one with the side impact guards and heavy duty bumper.'

Baby buying shares

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

'Seven dollars for dilauril thiodipropionate. I think I'll switch to potassium metabisulfite.'

"I'm looking for a rattle that both informs and entertains."

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal toothpaste you're using.'

"My grandchild deserves a good stroller, but this thing costs more than my first car!"

Mum on the tube.

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'