Baby Product Explorer Pillows

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

A (P)ram.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

Kitchen Consultations

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

Child in baby sling sees rucksack - 'I look like that?'

"Where can I get one of those?"

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

Rocket priced prams.

Dummy Sucking Area

Parents compare buggies

"Which one's mine?!"

Surprise

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

Wow! Look at these cool shower presents. Nature's Baby Boutique. 100% natural baby soaps, changing pads, bottle holders, safety gates and classical music tapes. Plus stroller, crib and swaddling blankets. Without all this stuff � How could you ever have a natural baby?

'creamed peas excepted.'

'I like a challenge.'

"It's a boy!"

'As his grandfather, I suggest you purchase the one with the side impact guards and heavy duty bumper.'

Baby World. Quick, honey, give me your hand - You can feel the wallet kicking!

Baby buying shares

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

'Seven dollars for dilauril thiodipropionate. I think I'll switch to potassium metabisulfite.'

"I'm looking for a rattle that both informs and entertains."

Mum on the tube.

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal toothpaste you're using.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'