Baby Gadgets Pillows

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Gracie's baby toys.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Baby Screen Time

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

State of the Art Dog.

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

Constructing your own prison!

Baby reading 'To do list'.

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

'Aww, his first mobile...'

A (P)ram.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

Child in baby sling sees rucksack - 'I look like that?'

Parents compare buggies

"Where can I get one of those?"

Rocket priced prams.

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Dummy Sucking Area

Eskimo pram

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

'Of course it's not downloading your iTunes. That's your 24-hour heart monitor.'

'As his grandfather, I suggest you purchase the one with the side impact guards and heavy duty bumper.'

'Wh? There's that noise again. Sounds like a (shudder) baby's rattle!'

"I'm looking for a rattle that both informs and entertains."