Baby Gadgets Pillows

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Gracie's baby toys.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Baby Screen Time

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

State of the Art Dog.

Baby reading 'To do list'.

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

Constructing your own prison!

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

'Aww, his first mobile...'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

A (P)ram.

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

Rocket priced prams.

Parents compare buggies

Child in baby sling sees rucksack - 'I look like that?'

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

Eskimo pram

Dummy Sucking Area

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

'As his grandfather, I suggest you purchase the one with the side impact guards and heavy duty bumper.'

'Wh? There's that noise again. Sounds like a (shudder) baby's rattle!'

"I'm looking for a rattle that both informs and entertains."

'Okay, I'm walking now. I need a mobile device.'