Baby Equipment Pillows

'As his grandfather, I suggest you purchase the one with the side impact guards and heavy duty bumper.'

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Gracie's baby toys.

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

Baby reading 'To do list'.

Constructing your own prison!

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

A (P)ram.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

She Had Enough To Drink.

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

"Where can I get one of those?"

Parents compare buggies

Child in baby sling sees rucksack - 'I look like that?'

Rocket priced prams.

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

"I'm just browsing."

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

Dummy Sucking Area

Eskimo pram

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

Surprise

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

'Wh? There's that noise again. Sounds like a (shudder) baby's rattle!'

'Harry's living in the past.'

"I'm looking for a rattle that both informs and entertains."