Baby Equipment Pillows

'As his grandfather, I suggest you purchase the one with the side impact guards and heavy duty bumper.'

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Gracie's baby toys.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Baby reading 'To do list'.

Constructing your own prison!

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

A (P)ram.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

She Had Enough To Drink.

"I'm just browsing."

Child in baby sling sees rucksack - 'I look like that?'

Parents compare buggies

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

Eskimo pram

Dummy Sucking Area

Rocket priced prams.

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Surprise

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

'Wh? There's that noise again. Sounds like a (shudder) baby's rattle!'

'Harry's living in the past.'

"I'm looking for a rattle that both informs and entertains."

"My grandchild deserves a good stroller, but this thing costs more than my first car!"

Experimental combat boots.