Baby Gear Pillows

"It's new. You like it? I'm on the fence."

Rocket priced prams.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Gracie's baby toys.

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

Baby reading 'To do list'.

Constructing your own prison!

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

A (P)ram.

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

Child in baby sling sees rucksack - 'I look like that?'

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

Eskimo pram

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Dummy Sucking Area

Parents compare buggies

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"It's a boy!"

'As his grandfather, I suggest you purchase the one with the side impact guards and heavy duty bumper.'

'Wh? There's that noise again. Sounds like a (shudder) baby's rattle!'

'Harry's living in the past.'

"I'm looking for a rattle that both informs and entertains."

"My grandchild deserves a good stroller, but this thing costs more than my first car!"

"My baby is not on backwards - your baby is on backwards."