Baby Accessories Pillows

"Where can I get one of those?"

"My grandchild deserves a good stroller, but this thing costs more than my first car!"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Gracie's baby toys.

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

Baby reading 'To do list'.

Constructing your own prison!

A (P)ram.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

Child in baby sling sees rucksack - 'I look like that?'

Eskimo pram

Rocket priced prams.

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Dummy Sucking Area

Parents compare buggies

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

Wow! Look at these cool shower presents. Nature's Baby Boutique. 100% natural baby soaps, changing pads, bottle holders, safety gates and classical music tapes. Plus stroller, crib and swaddling blankets. Without all this stuff � How could you ever have a natural baby?

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

"It's a boy!"

'As his grandfather, I suggest you purchase the one with the side impact guards and heavy duty bumper.'

'Wh? There's that noise again. Sounds like a (shudder) baby's rattle!'

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

Baby World. Quick, honey, give me your hand - You can feel the wallet kicking!

'Harry's living in the past.'

"I'm looking for a rattle that both informs and entertains."