Baby Accessories Pillows

"My grandchild deserves a good stroller, but this thing costs more than my first car!"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Gracie's baby toys.

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

Baby reading 'To do list'.

Constructing your own prison!

A (P)ram.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

Child in baby sling sees rucksack - 'I look like that?'

Rocket priced prams.

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Dummy Sucking Area

Parents compare buggies

Eskimo pram

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

"It's a boy!"

'As his grandfather, I suggest you purchase the one with the side impact guards and heavy duty bumper.'

'Wh? There's that noise again. Sounds like a (shudder) baby's rattle!'

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

'Harry's living in the past.'

"I'm looking for a rattle that both informs and entertains."

"My baby is not on backwards - your baby is on backwards."