Baby Clothing Pillows

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

Killer Executive Suits.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

At the suit makers

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."