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The Many Expressions of Penny

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Bathing the dog

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Fur Baby

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Pampered?"

Pet Adoptions

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"He's a rescue."