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"We need one with three zones."

"Now that I have a child, I understand the love you have for your dog."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Bathing the dog

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Fur Baby

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Pampered?"

Pet Adoptions

"He's a rescue."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.