Teenage Slang Gifts

'A little bird is tellin' me that you has bin dissin' your parents, init?'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

City centre pub.

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

"RUN! Here comes the long arm of the law!"

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"Does your client wish to plead 'sweet' or 'lame'?"

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

"Give me a hug!"

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

'I don't care what your friends are doing. You're not leaving this house until your fix your label, young lady!'

"Baldo, get up! It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! And take that auto window tint off your windows!"

"We check your eyesight and hipness. Your hipness rating helps us determine how stylish your frames should be."

"Typical teenager-straight for the burger bar."

'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

Hipster son is happy his trousers/pants have shrunk in the wash.

'Nothing much. Just waiting for the internet to tell me what I'm supposed to like.'

'If men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, I'd like to know what planet he's on.'

'Until I was thirteen I thought my name was stop it!'

'Problem. I've had a puncture.'

'Unlike the other boys, a baseball cap and earring isn't good enough for you, is it, Barratt!'

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'