Trendy Slang Gifts

"We check your eyesight and hipness. Your hipness rating helps us determine how stylish your frames should be."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Rap music

"OMG, LOL!"

Vivienne Westwood

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

OMG.

Can I get you another coffee?

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Back To School Supplies.

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

'Hey, we're in style!'

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"LMAO."

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

"Nobody understands my texts."

Jean Ripping Service

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

Whatever.

'What the hell is a 'Whippersnapper'?'

Word up!

"I used to hate the idea of facial hair - but then it grew on me..."

Yo yo.

'Dogs Home is it, mate?'

"I knew it was time to get dark and edgy way before 'Batman' and 'Twin Peaks.'"

Sure, the beard and glasses and pipe and suspenders are all hipster, but the red skinny jeans are a step too far.

Distant but dope

"If I may say so, sir, that chapeau makes you look like one tough hombre!"

Things you say when you are officially old...

'I don't care if it is 'very now', I'm not calling our child Meh!'