Trendy Slang Pillows

"We check your eyesight and hipness. Your hipness rating helps us determine how stylish your frames should be."

Rap music

"OMG, LOL!"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

OMG.

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

Can I get you another coffee?

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Back To School Supplies.

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

'Hey, we're in style!'

"LMAO."

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

"Nobody understands my texts."

Jean Ripping Service

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

Whatever.

Yo yo.

'Dogs Home is it, mate?'

Word up!

"I knew it was time to get dark and edgy way before 'Batman' and 'Twin Peaks.'"

'What the hell is a 'Whippersnapper'?'

"I used to hate the idea of facial hair - but then it grew on me..."

Things you say when you are officially old...

Distant but dope

"If I may say so, sir, that chapeau makes you look like one tough hombre!"

'I don't care if it is 'very now', I'm not calling our child Meh!'

Art is Anal