Ballad Enthusiasts Gifts

'I've written a love song about huge bonuses.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Love birds playing a guitar.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Old songs made new

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

Renaissace Music Lovers

"Music has doubled my income..."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

City & Western.

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

Coventry Carol

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

Sinead O'Connor.

Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

"Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna flip out and make everyone around him anxious and miserable."

"The groom has requested... in lieu of vows... that you sing a verse of 'Stand By Your Man'."

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

"Here's another depressing song about me."

"All you need is love."

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

Annie Lennox

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Dad tries singing to baby'