Ballad Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'I've written a love song about huge bonuses.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Love birds playing a guitar.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

Old songs made new

Renaissace Music Lovers

"Music has doubled my income..."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

City & Western.

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

Coventry Carol

"Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna flip out and make everyone around him anxious and miserable."

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

"The groom has requested... in lieu of vows... that you sing a verse of 'Stand By Your Man'."

"Here's another depressing song about me."

Annie Lennox

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Dad tries singing to baby'

This isn't your resume, it's the words to If I Had a Hammer.