Folksong Fan Gifts

Gustav Holst

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

Punctuation Karaoke Night

Balding gnomes

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

I love Harmonica

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."