Muscle And Music Fan Pillows

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Tina Turner

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Exercise Bars

Reasonableman

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Sisyphus during Covid

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'