Muscle Mania Fans Pillows

Palmeiro Steroids - US

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Monster Baseball

The Work-from-Home-Polka

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"Well, we got the grant."

Two Daleks fighting

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"His prose is so muscular."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

"I was building up my pecs."

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

'Oh sorry mate, I'll leave him outside.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

A Body Builder has his picture taken behind a cardboard cut out of a body builder.

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'