Muscle Hero Gifts

Bowling - "I don't mean to sound weak, but do you have any lighter balls?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

I love Basketball.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Macho man body building club.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Centaur Sprinter

Fitness Course.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Healthy.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"His prose is so muscular."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Office Safety.

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

"Iron Man Competition"

"I was building up my pecs."

'Grandpa's been working out!'

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'