Muscle Hero Mugs

Bowling - "I don't mean to sound weak, but do you have any lighter balls?"

"OK, ready to go again?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

I love Basketball.

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Macho man body building club.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"His prose is so muscular."

Fitness Course.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Centaur Sprinter

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

Healthy.

Office Safety.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Pushy Coach.

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

"I was building up my pecs."

"Iron Man Competition"

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'Grandpa's been working out!'