Exercise Machine Enthusiasts Gifts

Treadmill prototype

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Powerful Love.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Running

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

Exercise Class

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We're exclusively delts."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'