Exercise Equipment Critic Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for the exercise equipment critic in your life? Our collection features funny and creative products that capture their love for fitness review and their unique personality. From playful mugs to humorous t-shirts and cozy pillows, find the perfect way to make them smile and let their fitness critiques shine. These items are designed to resonate with their humorous and discerning approach to exercise routines.

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'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.' mockup

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

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March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!" mockup

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

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"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day." mockup

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

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Exercising

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"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

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"I hate this time of year."

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'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.' mockup

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

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'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?' mockup

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

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'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.' mockup

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

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"When did everybody stop jogging?" mockup

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

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'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.' mockup

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

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"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells." mockup

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

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"Fit watch say me need more steps." mockup

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

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'Why are jogging on the spot?'

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'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.' mockup

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

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"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!" mockup

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

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''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.' mockup

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

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Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off. mockup

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

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'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.' mockup

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

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'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.' mockup

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

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'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.' mockup

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

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"Exercise?...What you need is more napping!"

"Exercise?...What you need is more napping!" mockup

"Exercise?...What you need is more napping!"

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"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!" mockup

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

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'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.' mockup

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

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"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else." mockup

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

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'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.' mockup

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

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'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!' mockup

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

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"I got you a larger, heavier jump rope. It will give you a more-intensive workout."

"I got you a larger, heavier jump rope. It will give you a more-intensive workout." mockup

"I got you a larger, heavier jump rope. It will give you a more-intensive workout."

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"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?" mockup

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

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'He's tagging exercicse equipment to study its migratory patterns as it travels from lawn sale to lawn sale.'

'He's tagging exercicse equipment to study its migratory patterns as it travels from lawn sale to lawn sale.' mockup

'He's tagging exercicse equipment to study its migratory patterns as it travels from lawn sale to lawn sale.'

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Treadmill prototype

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Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life. mockup

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

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Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment mockup

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

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'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.' mockup

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

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Exercise Equipment Critic Gifts Collection

Exercise Equipment Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for exercise critics—witty, funny, and perfect for their coffee breaks.

Exercise Equipment Critic Pillows

Check out our pillows that bring humor and personality into their home or gym space, perfect for a good laugh.

Exercise Equipment Critic Prints

Visit our print collection featuring humorous and creative designs for showcasing their passion for exercise critique.

Exercise Equipment Critic T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts made for the fitness critic—funny, bold, and perfect for casual outings or gym days.