Exercise Equipment Gifts

home fitness/fatness

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"What?!?? Who the hell is this guy?"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Exercising

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.

"Given the coronavirus, you're all going have to work at home."

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Set it on 'slow'."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'He's tagging exercicse equipment to study its migratory patterns as it travels from lawn sale to lawn sale.'

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

Treadmill prototype

Exercise Wheelchair

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Tandem with TV on the back.

Mixing Baseball and Football

'With the handy remote you can adjust your exercise program from the couch.'

"I think he's dead but we'll need to check his fitness monitor to confirm..."

'And when I say clothes horse I mean the exercise bike.'