Fitness Equipment Gifts

Exercising

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

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'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

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'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"I got you a larger, heavier jump rope. It will give you a more-intensive workout."

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

'He's tagging exercicse equipment to study its migratory patterns as it travels from lawn sale to lawn sale.'

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

"Too much information."

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'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

'With the handy remote you can adjust your exercise program from the couch.'

"I think he's dead but we'll need to check his fitness monitor to confirm..."

'And when I say clothes horse I mean the exercise bike.'

"He'll have the salad."