Home Gym Critic Gifts

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Sisyphus during Covid

"I hate this time of year."

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Exercising in Confinement

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

'My Dad stays in shape watching other people exercise.'

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Just one moment dear.

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

'We once used this to exercise, but now it's a conversation piece.'

Shopping for an exercise bike